10 years ago

Am I sorry for what I did? 

The above Youtube video is an impression from a Dutch voice actor by the name of Boet Schouwink. Schouwink inhales “cold air,” a gas which has the opposite effect of helium, he sounds exactly like the voice of God: Morgan Freeman. Schowink then does the epic “Rehabilitation” monologue from the: “The Shawshank Redemption.” And it might be Might Be The Best you have Ever heard……!  Morgan at Jimmy Fallon (VIDEO), original here….(VIDEO) 

Rehabilitated? Well, now, let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it’s just a made up word. A politician’s word, sonny. Young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here. Because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old man’s all that’s left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? That’s just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because, to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit…